funny stuff
I was trying to find some information about an assignment that we have due in my Spanish class this Thursday, and while I was trying to find some pages on Google, I noticed that they have a "Translate this Page" button near the page. So I decided to click on it, because I didn't want to spend 10 minutes translating it myself. I was prepared for a bad translation, but not bad and funny. Here is an excerpt for your viewing pleasure:
SALAD OF FRIJOLES WITH BIG HOLES
(For 4 people) a onion/a tomato • A red pepper/100 gr. of big holes in vinegar/400 gr. of frijoles cooked/a centilitre of vinegar/4 deciliters of oil/Salt/Pepper.
And or, the truth, would begin the day before, teaching to the children to clean big holes, and to put them in vinegar. But that each which decides. We will need a knife dentated plastic. And that begins to pelar and to prick the tomato, the red pepper and the onion. Its doubt, when reading this prescription, will be if the small ones are going to cry with the onion. Like magdalenas. They will cry of picor and you with them, or of laughter or tenderness. Or of the two things. If frijoles has cooked them you, better... If no, lávelos. And that the infant is ripening the salad. Remember will refrán and follows his order. The salt puts it just, the vinegar a rácano, the oil a generous one, and all it removes a short crazy person.
So, the small ones are going to cry with the onion? Well, if you follow this recipe, make sure to remove the short, crazy person before eating.
SALAD OF FRIJOLES WITH BIG HOLES
(For 4 people) a onion/a tomato • A red pepper/100 gr. of big holes in vinegar/400 gr. of frijoles cooked/a centilitre of vinegar/4 deciliters of oil/Salt/Pepper.
And or, the truth, would begin the day before, teaching to the children to clean big holes, and to put them in vinegar. But that each which decides. We will need a knife dentated plastic. And that begins to pelar and to prick the tomato, the red pepper and the onion. Its doubt, when reading this prescription, will be if the small ones are going to cry with the onion. Like magdalenas. They will cry of picor and you with them, or of laughter or tenderness. Or of the two things. If frijoles has cooked them you, better... If no, lávelos. And that the infant is ripening the salad. Remember will refrán and follows his order. The salt puts it just, the vinegar a rácano, the oil a generous one, and all it removes a short crazy person.
So, the small ones are going to cry with the onion? Well, if you follow this recipe, make sure to remove the short, crazy person before eating.
-brodie
posted by brodie @ 11:10 PM
1 Comments:
"They will cry of picor and you with them, or of laughter or tenderness."
Lol. So profound.
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